What is or was your Profession (Job) ?

I was in process operations, in the chemical and crude oil industries.
I will answer for Mr. Bunyip, He was a chemist. :]

Testing animal's
And being the bodyguard of horsey

I am professional forum poster

I used to go to school. Even though I've not, it feels like I have retired.

Gigolo.

Professional retard

Many over the years,sailor, janitor,rubber products fabrication,salesman,manager,plater,etcher,process technician,fork lift driver,chemical impregnation technician,general handyman(carpentry, plumbing,minor electrical),spent most of my time as an electro-mechanical technician in capacitor and circuit board companies.

@potatothing

I have to give it to you. Your answer is more comical.

I'm a professional administrative assistant (they call them secretaries back in the day).

I used to work for a temporary agency and they sent me on all kinds of temporary jobs for a couple of days.

Selling Frito Lays potato chips at an American football stadium.
Supervising the graveyard shift at a Vie De France bakery factory.
Running (crooked) carnival games.
Interpreting at a parent-teacher conference.
Stuffing envelopes of junk mail advertisements.
Scanning tons of documents.

All different odd jobs around the city. I learned a lot.

I recommend young people do that, work for a temporary agency. You learn a lot going around the city.

#7 - I see you were a sailor, I was a U.S. Navy Hospital Corpsman. (1969-1973) -
You have a great resume. :]