Well, in some parts we do call it a pizza pie.
For the love of Spongebob Squarepants!
Not another pineapple pizza thread!!
Not another pineapple pizza thread!!
I love pineapple pizza ngl. If you go to dominoes and get thin crust w mushrooms and black olives and pinapple, its super good
Dude. A dough that has not been fermented for between 24 to 72 hours do not deserve to be called pizza. :-P
@KVKottamasu said in #13:
> I love pineapple pizza ngl. If you go to dominoes and get thin crust w mushrooms and black olives and pinapple, its super good
If you go to Dominoes and expect to get anything resembling a respectable pizza, it matters not what you put on it.
> I love pineapple pizza ngl. If you go to dominoes and get thin crust w mushrooms and black olives and pinapple, its super good
If you go to Dominoes and expect to get anything resembling a respectable pizza, it matters not what you put on it.
@CSKA_Moscou said in #9:
> Yes. the tomato is a fruit, olives also , and that shocks no one. so putting pineapple on pizza is legitimate, much more than putting meat or fish.
>
> pizza is a sweet dish,
>
> it's a kind of fruit tart, where you can put whatever you want.
@KVKottamasu said in #13:
> I love pineapple pizza ngl. If you go to dominoes and get thin crust w mushrooms and black olives and pinapple, its super good
The Italians are coming for you
> Yes. the tomato is a fruit, olives also , and that shocks no one. so putting pineapple on pizza is legitimate, much more than putting meat or fish.
>
> pizza is a sweet dish,
>
> it's a kind of fruit tart, where you can put whatever you want.
@KVKottamasu said in #13:
> I love pineapple pizza ngl. If you go to dominoes and get thin crust w mushrooms and black olives and pinapple, its super good
The Italians are coming for you
@TPT2010 said in #16:
> >I love pineapple pizza ngl. If you go to dominoes and get thin crust w mushrooms and black olives and pinapple, its super good. The Italians are coming for you
And let's hope those are not my Zombies Italian Ancestors. ;-)
> >I love pineapple pizza ngl. If you go to dominoes and get thin crust w mushrooms and black olives and pinapple, its super good. The Italians are coming for you
And let's hope those are not my Zombies Italian Ancestors. ;-)
For years I have held on to my moral superiority, refusing to acknowledge the so called "forbidden arts" of the pineapple.
But two weeks ago, all of that changed.
I was with some good friends, everything was normal, everything was nice, everything was perfect, until the doorbell rang.
Behind it stood a man, wearing a strange uniform. One I haven't seen in years. One I almost didn't recognize.
He was holding a carton box, inside of it lay that pizza of terror, those yellow spots on it looked appealing and disgusting at the same time... I took a bite.
At that moment my entire sense of being changed, and I realized the I had bitten the man.
Terrified, I took the pizza and escaped into the nearby woods, I scrambled far far away, far away to a foreign landscape.
I was hungry, I looked into the box, disgusted, and thought "Well, it appears I am a cannibal now, pineapple on pizza shouldn't be that much lower then my pristine standards"...
For the second time that day, I took a bite.
It was... rapture, it was that missing piece of the puzzle to complete my being. And I was happy, the end.
EDIT: grammer, please write feedback about the story
But two weeks ago, all of that changed.
I was with some good friends, everything was normal, everything was nice, everything was perfect, until the doorbell rang.
Behind it stood a man, wearing a strange uniform. One I haven't seen in years. One I almost didn't recognize.
He was holding a carton box, inside of it lay that pizza of terror, those yellow spots on it looked appealing and disgusting at the same time... I took a bite.
At that moment my entire sense of being changed, and I realized the I had bitten the man.
Terrified, I took the pizza and escaped into the nearby woods, I scrambled far far away, far away to a foreign landscape.
I was hungry, I looked into the box, disgusted, and thought "Well, it appears I am a cannibal now, pineapple on pizza shouldn't be that much lower then my pristine standards"...
For the second time that day, I took a bite.
It was... rapture, it was that missing piece of the puzzle to complete my being. And I was happy, the end.
EDIT: grammer, please write feedback about the story
